Things noobs say...

[dreadlock86]

just keep track of how many times they do that in a round, and then subtract that from your score

 

[BogeyNoMore]

"I'm trying to get sponsored by Franklin."

Hey! I'm not a n00b!

*BNM --> contacts Franklin to see if they'll sponsor him*

 

[jeffmonty]

Hey! I'm not a n00b!

Ahh man, didn't mean to steal that!

**writes umpteenth note to self to read entire thread next time**

 

[WynstonHost]

I lust need to put it in the basket!

 

[BogeyNoMore]

I lust need to put it in the basket!

perhaps not a typo...

 

[Quinntastic]

???? So yeah... you didn't ace....


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[armiller]

"That totally crossed the other side before fading OB, right?"

Sure, dude. Since it's a casual round, I won't call you on that extra 40 feet that you definitely didn't deserve.

This one isn't usually noobs, but that's still a total noob move.

 

[slowplastic]

This one isn't usually noobs, but that's still a total noob move.

It's definitely a pro move, too. The guys who don't argue against it are the noobs in that case I guess.

 

[Nenja]

"Why am I so ****in stupid..."
My most common frase on our local tour.

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

???? So yeah... you didn't ace....


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This may be a top 5 on this thread.....

 

[ILUVSMGS18]

This may be a top 5 on this thread.....

Top 5 more like Top 3.

 

[jasonandsharon]

"Would have been an ace if not for that tree"

 

[brutalbrutus]

Pretty sure I've heard pros say that...

 

[Mike C]

"Nice upshot!"

Remarked after watching someone miss a 60' jump putt.....

 

[josephreese]

"Nice upshot!"

Remarked after watching someone miss a 60' jump putt.....

lol
I'm guilty of that one. Depending on the friend I'm playing with, it's either sincere or a dig.

 

[DiscologyGus]

Today, walking past a group of chuckers and one says to his friend standing 45' from the basket, "thats a good putter shot." to which he replies, "nah I'm gonna shoot my midranger here."

hahah I don't know why but that made me laugh out loud..

 

[Nenja]

Today, walking past a group of chuckers and one says to his friend standing 45' from the basket, "thats a good putter shot." to which he replies, "nah I'm gonna shoot my midranger here."

hahah I don't know why but that made me laugh out loud..

Haha! This is why I bag nova. Only noobs use mids for 45' approaches.

 

[pillbug]

"Nice upshot!"

Remarked after watching someone miss a 60' jump putt.....

Hahah. I think I might have been guilty of this during a Trinity Challenge this weekend. There's nothing quite like being an old noob.

 

[Kodachrome]

Yeah, i can't throw something 2-3 grams lighter. It's too understable.

So i ask if he knows about plh.

Oh yeah, i know all about it.

Sooooooo....?

 

[thrembo]

"What do you mean if it lands on top it doesn't count. I'm counting it!"