Bringing back you know your addicted to disc Golf when...

[Bikinimower]

Spent the morning in court trying to fight a traffic ticket. When they showed the video they tried to say that there was 500 feet between me and the car behind me. While I was watching the video I thought to myself that I could easily stand on the hood of the other car and hit my Saturn with a disc no problem, therefore there was no way it was 500 feet (300 tops) Then I figured that how far I can throw a golf disc would not be a unit of measurement acceptable to the court so I decided to just keep my mouth shut. At that point I realized I play way to much disc golf. Anyway, they found me guilty and doubled my fine. Looking back on it I shoulda went with the frolf defense.

 

[bergdawg]

Wasn't the first one spelled wrong too?

 

[codus1984]

Wasn't the first one spelled wrong too?

hahaha yep sure was!:doh::doh:

 

[basketcase15]

lololol

do u have council sir bikinimower ?

yes he is my disc golf caddy.......

 

[kutz167]

You know you're addicted to disc golf when:

Your shirts all have holes in the spots where your bag straps rest

Your PayPal account history is full of "gifts" to other members of DGCR

The first place your wife/girlfriend thinks to look for you when you won't answer your phone is the course

You convince your boss that you HAVE to leave work an hour early to make league or your life will be in jeopardy

You think frisbees that have cool looking stamps on them are artistic masterpieces

The squirrels at the course are no longer afraid of you

You spend more time cleaning your discs than you do your house

When the wife is away for a nite or two, you sleep with your discs

It is not uncommon for you to make a candlelight dinner for you and your favorite Buzzz

 

[elevated plastic]

When you go to Maui and you bring 2 sets of clothing to make more room in your luggage for more dics.

 

[TheWCG]

when you spend +45min on the toilet reading DiscGolfer Magazine.





tmi

 

[ElementZ]

When you travel 7 hours to play a course no one has reviewed yet!

 

[Cinque]

How about a "You know you're a chucker when..." thread?

 

[AdamE]

That's how I judge distances these days.

I could make a putt from this distance, that's about 30 feet.

or

I can throw that far with a midrange, that's only like 250 feet.

 

[Brinker085]

How about a "You know you're a chucker when..." thread?

:thmbup: This. lol

 

[Johnny Conservative]

Last round I played, a lady walked up and asked me which picnic shelter the "Walk-a-thon" meeting was supposed to be at. I said,"How should I know?" to which she replied, "I see you here all of the time, dont you work here?" That got me thinking that maybe I spend too much time at Armco Park DGC.

 

[jtreadwell]

You know you're addicted to disc golf when:

Your shirts all have holes in the spots where your bag straps rest

Your PayPal account history is full of "gifts" to other members of DGCR

The first place your wife/girlfriend thinks to look for you when you won't answer your phone is the course

You convince your boss that you HAVE to leave work an hour early to make league or your life will be in jeopardy

You think frisbees that have cool looking stamps on them are artistic masterpieces

The squirrels at the course are no longer afraid of you

You spend more time cleaning your discs than you do your house

When the wife is away for a nite or two, you sleep with your discs

It is not uncommon for you to make a candlelight dinner for you and your favorite Buzzz

When you read the bolded selection and spend the next 5 minutes thinking about how awesome a disc golfing superhero that also controlled squirrels would be...

 

[jtreadwell]

Slightly off subject, make sure to petition your local mod to sticky the "Thread Hall of Fame" thread so that new players will easily find the wonderful threads that made the cut (including the original "you know you're addicted to disc golf when...)

 

[Mattallica]

Last round I played, a lady walked up and asked me which picnic shelter the "Walk-a-thon" meeting was supposed to be at. I said,"How should I know?" to which she replied, "I see you here all of the time, dont you work here?" That got me thinking that maybe I spend too much time at Armco Park DGC.

that's hilarious

 

[Stetz1010]

When you're making a sandwich and try to hyzer the bologna onto the bread, and then try to anhyzer the cheese onto the bologna...and then you brag to your family how you hyzered/anhyzered ur bologna and cheese onto the bread, and then realize that no one in your family has ANY clue what hyzer or anhyzer means....

 

[drkstr]

When you find yourself editing a disc golf video to whatever song you are listening to at the time ~ ~ ~ happened to me to day walking with the iPod listening to "How Far Is Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys

 

[General Scales]

When you post things about how you know your addicted to disc golf when...

 

[Grungedude42]

When you describe a hyzer to your weight lifting friends at the gym using a 10 lb plate.

 

[SmoothSailor]

... When you pull a muscle in your neck, hurting it from moving left or right. The sun is beating down almost 100 degree weather on an open field course. And you still go out, practice for 2 hours and play 2 rounds.