TheBeardedFatGuy
Birdie Member
So many courses are forced to build on marginalized land either because park areas are too small, or the park officials don't want flying discs knocking picnickers unconscious. So, how do we solve this problem? Simple! We put courses on the only large swaths of well-manicured lawn left to us - cemeteries! Now, hear me out before you judge. Except on special holidays, cemeteries aren't usually crowded (at least not by above-ground folk). They're well-kept, usually have trees, and there's all kinds of interesting obstacles. Hell, some newer cemeteries even require flat-to-the-ground headstones that can be easily mowed over. So, why can't the land do double-duty?
What better tribute to our dead than a sky full of brightly colored plastic flying hither and yon?
Can't find a cemetery willing to go with this idea? (Philistines.) Fine, then we start our OWN cemetery/disc golf course! What hard core chaser of plastic wouldn't want to be buried there? Hell, we'll even stick your sorry corpse under a tee slab for a generous donation and put a plaque on it commemorating you. Spend eternity on a disc golf course? Oh, hell yeah.
What better tribute to our dead than a sky full of brightly colored plastic flying hither and yon?
Can't find a cemetery willing to go with this idea? (Philistines.) Fine, then we start our OWN cemetery/disc golf course! What hard core chaser of plastic wouldn't want to be buried there? Hell, we'll even stick your sorry corpse under a tee slab for a generous donation and put a plaque on it commemorating you. Spend eternity on a disc golf course? Oh, hell yeah.