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[tallpaul]

Yo man, why you be hatein' on Diavolo Craig?

 

[sidewinder22]

Again, listing Diavolo as anywhere between the eighth to 12th best course out of 301 in the state is far from a slight. I imagine 288 to 292 other courses would be happy with that claim.

I never said it was a slight.

 

[bjreagh]

Cerealman's 1st line of the review of The Ville

"While Rogersville was settled in 1775, this tiny town with ties to Davy Crockett finally has a disc golf course after nearly two-and-a-half centuries of existence."

 

[dgaficionado]

Shadrach3 got a chuckle out of me with this line in the half-star review of Jones Family Bark Park:

JFBP is a collection of baskets with the memory of a suggested route.

Here's the review:
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=7570&mode=rev#88147

 

[Monocacy]

knobby325:

Manly DGC is 5 baskets set around the local Aquatic Center in Manly, IA. (There is a town named Fertile nearby which leads to headlines of "Manly Man Marries Fertile Woman"....)

 

[enragedmullet]

TVK had me laughing out loud at work with this gem regarding Landings Park in Coeur d'Alene, ID:

"So I guess you could call this a 9 hole course if you played the circuit three times around. If you played it six times, would that make it an 18 hole course? Or would it make you an idiot?"

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=11955&mode=rev#88773

 

[Tyler V]

TVK had me laughing out loud at work with this gem regarding Landings Park in Coeur d'Alene, ID:

"So I guess you could call this a 9 hole course if you played the circuit three times around. If you played it six times, would that make it an 18 hole course? Or would it make you an idiot?"

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=11955&mode=rev#88773

That got a good laugh from me.

How many times have we found ourselves saying "Well that course was bad......want to play another round?" Or is that just me?

 

[enragedmullet]

That got a good laugh from me.

How many times have we found ourselves saying "Well that course was bad......want to play another round?" Or is that just me?

Lol I'm guilty of that for sure. I mean hey, you're there already, right?

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Moar of TV's work, from his review of Confluence DGC, in OR:

ELEVATION - The course is as flat as my 3rd grade crush.
....

DUCK HUNTING POSSIBILITIES - Wet areas. Parts of this course would be underwater much of the winter and spring.

 

[wellsbranch250]

"Best course I have ever seen" Stevie Wonder

a quote i found on the inferior course review website regarding Hop Spring Beer Park. The guy gave the Will Schusterick designed course a 0.5 rating. Other than Westside, i really don't care for any of the courses his name is associated with.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Lulz.

As far as I know, Westside the only Schusterick designed course I've played, but it was pretty good.

I didn't review it, but think it's a 4.0.

 

[wellsbranch250]

Lulz.

As far as I know, Westside the only Schusterick designed course I've played, but it was pretty good.

I didn't review it, but think it's a 4.0.

there are a couple other courses Will is associated with in the NW Georgia area. The Pasture DGC and Trion DGC are both 2.5 courses to many TRs. To be fair, a world class designer would have struggled to achieve a 3.5 on these properties.

 

[njgrosser]

a quote i found on the inferior course review website regarding Hop Spring Beer Park. The guy gave the Will Schusterick designed course a 0.5 rating. Other than Westside, i really don't care for any of the courses his name is associated with.

"First off, why in the heck would someone layout a championship length course for a Brewpub!?!" - wellsbranch250, from the review of Hop Springs Beer Park last year.

^That's the biggest issue for me. I really think they should have opted for a fun, laid-back, well-designed 9-hole course instead of trying to shoehorn an advanced-distance 18-hole layout with several unobstructed Par 4s and 5s onto the property. Considering the struggles they have with course maintenance and other structures on the property (hello concert stage), a smaller layout may be in the owner's best interest.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

These got a chuckle out of me:

I'm about to throw off a basketball court over some horseshoe pits into a poke and pray clump of trees on a 280' shot, and this is the best looking disc golf hole I've seen all day.

If you are ever stuck in Linn, MO., you could probably play it when the park is quiet and not hate your life that much.

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/mobile/reviews.php?id=5951&page=1&sort=date_desc&mode=rev#89269

 

[Tyler V]

This got a chuckle out of me:


https://www.dgcoursereview.com/mobile/reviews.php?id=5951&page=1&sort=date_desc&mode=rev#89269

Always love seeing a new 1 star review for a 9-hole course from Three Putt.

 

[enragedmullet]

Not sure if this should be posted here or in the Bad/Homer Review thread but I definitely laughed a couple times reading Rocaholic74's review of Muhlenberg College -

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=1464&mode=rev#89343

 

[DiscGolfCraig]

Not sure if this should be posted here or in the Bad/Homer Review thread but I definitely laughed a couple times reading Rocaholic74's review of Muhlenberg College -

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=1464&mode=rev#89343

Middle aged man reminiscing about his fraternity days, lids, cases of beer, and a mean old dean. Is it this man?

 

[enragedmullet]

Middle aged man reminiscing about his fraternity days, lids, cases of beer, and a mean old dean. Is it this man?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Not sure, he didn't mention streaking on the quad.

 

[wellsbranch250]

Not sure if this should be posted here or in the Bad/Homer Review thread but I definitely laughed a couple times reading Rocaholic74's review of Muhlenberg College -

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=1464&mode=rev#89343

I was thinking about quoting this review on this thread or the bad/homer as well. obviously didnt do either, but glad you took the time to do so.

when i read it yesterday, the first movie that came to mind was PCU, and this was Droz's review of the course.

 

[enragedmullet]

I was thinking about quoting this review on this thread or the bad/homer as well. obviously didnt do either, but glad you took the time to do so.

when i read it yesterday, the first movie that came to mind was PCU, and this was Droz's review of the course.

HAHAHAHAHA! I always loved that movie. I....I didn't exhale?