First World Disc golf problems...

[Jabumbo]

When you head to the course alone in hopes of meeting someone to play with and find the only person you don't care to play with standing on the first tee looking for a partner.

When you get stuck practicing putting for a half hour to avoid playing with that guy and have to cut the round short due to sunset.

 

[Broken Shoulder]

When you chain out an ace for the $500 dollar ace pot so you head to McDonald's and eat 4 Big Macs to eat the pain away

Gross.
You're just inventing new, different pain with that approach, friend.

 

[runningDoc]

when you complain to the guy who made a new course that the Mach X's aren't powder coated and don't catch soft putts.

 

[ODRB]

running out of worthwhile threads on my favorite disc golf internet forum.

 

[Stardoggy]

When you have a pirate lawyer as your partner in dubs...

 

[grotto]

When you finally realize the disc you bought 6 moths ago that you thought was going to change your game really sucks and isn't helping you at all.

 

[Pbmercil]

when you complain to the guy who made a new course that the Mach X's aren't powder coated and don't catch soft putts.

but the X's really do suck!

That is a good one.

When you show up to the course solo hoping to find a competitive group to play with the park is filled with shirtless groove chuckers.

 

[ScottishDiscman]

When you have to run for your life after being chased by guys in suits that think you stole their disc when it was just resting in your bag!!!!

MY LIFE!!!

 

[Cgkdisc]

When no one is willing to engage in your troll effort on DGCR.

 

[B3NDER]

When you have a pirate lawyer as your partner in dubs...

...and he's NOT wearing a tricorn. :thmbdown:




......but then he has dőlänbräu shirts. :thmbup: :thmbup:

 

[ODRB]

When the plastic shopping bag holding your 4 bosses and your 9 beers breaks getting your flip-flops all wet, and then your Bluetooth speaker battery dies.

 

[Ender175]

feeling obligated to buy a 2nd disc because you won $16 in funny money and the disc is $15.

 

[Consult20]

Finding a shiny new Destroyer with no name or number and immediately realizing it's DX plastic. :\

 

[djcadence]

Going diving for your seasoned destroyer and finding a groove instead!

 

[armiller]

Complaining about no good dg courses in the area because none are over 3 discs

 

[armiller]

What are third world disc golf problems?

Throwing Wham-O frisbees (or slightly worse, paper plates) at trees or light posts. Ok, maybe 2nd world problems?

 

[Discette]

These sum it up quite nicely:

when a concrete tee pad doesn't face the direction of an alternate pin position

your Bluetooth speaker battery dies.

my beer is empty.

 

[ilmcgee]

What are third world disc golf problems?

The only thing to throw as a disc are leftover IED parts.

 

[Cgkdisc]

The only thing to throw as a disc are leftover IED parts.

Camel chips?

 

[DiscgolfStu]