Things Disc Golfers Say

[bradharris]

sit. Sit. Sit! SIT! SIT!

 

[bnbanbury]

That'll work.
Nice shot... oh sorry dude.
I can't believe that didn't turn over. That was my sidewinder dude. It never turned over.
I max out at 620' but i prolly average like 550'
What did you shoot?... God you're such a bagger.
"I don't consider my terrible play to be torching my rating, i look at it as opening divisional opportunities."

 

[frasnow]

I just need to buy this one disc and my collection will be complete.

 

[chrishysell]

here's one for you BenBanbury

1052? Imagine what it would have been if I could have made a putt.

 

[NOStheBOSS]

(after throwing a brand new overstable disc)

"I turned it over that thing is flippy"

 

[ThomasOrion]

1 - *shanked shot* "**** ****....**** **** **** **** **** **** AHHHhhhhhhwwwww...dammit"
2- "I can't throw flick shots"
3- "Seriously, I hit the tree RIGHT in front of me? bull****"
4- F'ing WIND!
5- Awww this one time I seriously parked it, like RIGHT under the basket
6- Mulligan.....*dink* Mulligan...*whiff*, Mulligan...*chains* YEAH, I'm counting it...f that
7- Damn mosquitos...these little bastards are everywhere!
8- Dude, do you have any more gatorade?
9- Aw ****...dude, I left my disc back on hole 10
10- Seriously? It landed like, RIGHT HERE, where the hell could it be?
11- I'm not giving up, I'll look til dark if I have to
12- F it, I'll get a new one.

 

[tdschrock1]

My usuals are:
FADE!
TURN!
SIT!
SKIP!
DON'T ROLL!
HIT IT!

 

[ian.]

im notorious for talking to my plastic.. and i guess its not a good thing but i tend to talk to other peoples shots too.. i have tried to get better at that though since i know some people dont like it.. but i talk to mine all day lol

 

[Martin Dewgarita]

Botched that shot. Botched that one. I've got botchalism.

Parked the last 3 in the row, I've got parkinsons.

 

[Toro71]

My most overused:

"Oh, OK, now you (insert disc action here.")

 

[bhadella]

My usuals are:
FADE!
TURN!
SIT!
SKIP!
DON'T ROLL!
HIT IT!

This is my list too. I tend to talk to discs at the end of the flight.

 

[DiscChainBasket18]

Work!
Be right!
Get skinny!
Roll over on your belly!
Oh shoot! I think I just threw up on the group ahead of us!

 

[Thumber]

"This is the stupidest game ever"

Thumber when having a bad few holes

"Man I love this game"

Thumber when things turn around

 

[NOStheBOSS]

Be good
get there
hit something

 

[Thumber]

Get Greasy!

 

[DiscNutt123]

"This is a perfect flick hole." *throws terrible flick shot* "I suck at flicks. "

 

[yangs1]

"Why do spend all this money and play this game again?"

Putt falls short or hits basket rim "Sally" or "Damn, I Sallied that one again."

Miss a putt high "I'm happy with that one. At least I didn't Sally it."

 

[ThomasOrion]

Botched that shot. Botched that one. I've got botchalism.

Parked the last 3 in the row, I've got parkinsons.

Ohh Ohhhh BOTCHED toe...I BOTCHED that one.

Mac: Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife? Frank: Ah! Botched toe! I botched that one! That's a botch job. That's bleeding, I need some trash to plug up the cut.
Mac: Do not plug an open wound with trash.
Frank: It's bleeding like a siv!
Mac: Then use you sock!
Charlie: Ohh! Don't waste a good sock! I'll find a candy wrapper or somethin'

 

[MrFixIt]

To friends who miss easy putts - "Did your tampon string tickle your leg?"

Saw a guy pick up his disc after he shanked a shot, - "Do I have to do everything?" He said it like he was talking to his wife/GF.

OOPPS!

 

[FonzTYC]

"Oh come on , turn! "