Which non-DG companies should sponsor pros?

[davetherocketguy]

This is my cabin fever thread. Intended to be very tongue in check...mmmk? None of this is to be taken seriously.

Here's how it works:
Name of pro...Non DG company you'd like to sponsor that pro. I'll start:

James Conrad - Pert Plus
Anthon - Georgie Boy

 

[Brockness Monster]

AJ Risley - Waffle House

 

[Moose33]

Terry Miller- Smashbox cosmetics

 

[Martin Dewgarita]

the green marlboro

 

[BuiltTooLong]

Jordan Castro -- SlimFast
Zach Melton -- Soul Glo (jheri curl spray from Coming to America)
Paul McBeth -- Flonase
Paige Pierce -- Orajel
Jamie Mosier -- Weight Gain 4000 (Cartman South Park episode 3)
Ken Climo -- Invisalign
Danny Lindahl -- To Catch a Predator

 

[sidewinder22]

James Conrad - Pert Plus

I would have gone with Finesse.

 

[sidewinder22]

Ken Climo -- Invisalign

Chantix

 

[swhite]

Michael Johansen for Dos Equis beer.



He knows exactly where his disc will land years before he throws it.
The dictionary definition of a straight line gives a diagram of his midrange throw.
Trees move out of the way of his shots, because they feel that they must be in error.

He is the smoothest disc golfer in the world.






"I don't always get into trouble. But, when I do I prefer swirly ESP Comets."


Stay on the fairways, my friends.

 

[davetherocketguy]

Drew Gibson - Speedo

 

[davetherocketguy]

Steve Dodge - Pixelon

 

[Nova P]

Me -- Atomic Fireball candies (Ferrara Candy Co.)

Explanation: these are my go-to candy on the course. Local kids know to bug me for some when they see me because I always have a supply in my bag.

 

[kerplunk]

Ricky Wysocki- Toastmasters

John E. McCray- The 700 Club

 

[kerplunk]

Eagle McMahon- Chipotle and whoever makes skinny shorts

Paul McBeth- Liberator Medical Urinary Catheters

 

[kerplunk]

Me -- Atomic Fireball candies (Ferrara Candy Co.)

Explanation: these are my go-to candy on the course. Local kids know to bug me for some when they see me because I always have a supply in my bag.

That sounds dangerous. You better learn to self-Heimlich.

 

[wolfmandragon]

Nikko Locastro - Snickers candy bars

 

[jakebake91]

Eagle McMahon- Chipotle and whoever makes skinny shorts

Don't forget about the company that makes the fabric for your great grandma's couch. He's got pants made of that too....

 

[nrihan]

Jordan Castro -- SlimFast
Zach Melton -- Soul Glo (jheri curl spray from Coming to America)
Paul McBeth -- Flonase
Paige Pierce -- Orajel
Jamie Mosier -- Weight Gain 4000 (Cartman South Park episode 3)
Ken Climo -- Invisalign
Danny Lindahl -- To Catch a Predator

Hilarious

 

[jakebake91]

Ricky wysocki- some company that makes good bifocals. That way maybe he can see that little mini on the ground....

 

[wolfmandragon]

Ricky Wysocki- Zenni.

Fixed

 

[jakebake91]

Fixed

Had to Google that lol. Yep, that'll do!