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New Mega Speed Discraft Driver!!!

Hoey said:
no, no, no.... it's

iMAAAgiNAaAAaAaatiOn

a high speed distance driver that floats?

that'd sell big.


You think so? When I hear "floats" my mind says "sucks".

but you never know...
 
Roy said:
Hoey said:
no, no, no.... it's

iMAAAgiNAaAAaAaatiOn

a high speed distance driver that floats?

that'd sell big.


You think so? When I hear "floats" my mind says "sucks".

but you never know...

One of the top 10 most asked questions in the shop, word for word...

"What's the fastest disc you have that floats?

keep in mind the DGR 10% rule...
 
Hoey said:
Roy said:
Hoey said:
no, no, no.... it's

iMAAAgiNAaAAaAaatiOn

a high speed distance driver that floats?

that'd sell big.


You think so? When I hear "floats" my mind says "sucks".

but you never know...

One of the top 10 most asked questions in the shop, word for word...

"What's the fastest disc you have that floats?

keep in mind the DGR 10% rule...


So what is the fastest disc you have that floats?
 
:lol: a big announcement......
and they take the picture with a camera phone that's been buried in the sand for 3 years :?
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Hoey said:
dgdave said:
150 class rpro bosses float

That would probably be it... as long as that 150g Boss, you know, actually weighs 150g...

Not as fast but one of the fastest anyway which floats despite weighing errors in high 160s is Quest Double D aka DD.
 
JR said:
Hoey said:
dgdave said:
150 class rpro bosses float

That would probably be it... as long as that 150g Boss, you know, actually weighs 150g...

Not as fast but one of the fastest anyway which floats despite weighing errors in high 160s is Quest Double D aka DD.
quest double d = quest double d
discmania dd = discmania distance driver ;)
 
tumpsi said:
JR said:
Hoey said:
dgdave said:
150 class rpro bosses float

That would probably be it... as long as that 150g Boss, you know, actually weighs 150g...

Not as fast but one of the fastest anyway which floats despite weighing errors in high 160s is Quest Double D aka DD.
quest double d = quest double d
discmania dd = discmania distance driver ;)

Or DD cup or Dynamic Discs. Well chosen names.
 
jsun3thousand said:
It's a stupid message accompanied with a blurry picture. Go Discraft!

This will follow standard new driver talk,

Insert DGR biblical quote about people needing to throw slower discs and learning to shape lines.

Insert whiny quote about marketing.

Insert more whining about galactic speed drivers and why you are better because you throw gazelles or can throw a putter really far.

Five to ten people state they refuse to buy it before it is even produced.

JesseB says something awesome. check

Insert funny picture. check

End with cheetah and aviar joke.

Thread over.
:lol: :lol: i think you used up all the awesome in this thread with this here prophecy
 
all ive ever heard about it is that the name will supposedly be "nuke" and its going to be in ESP and is a bigger flash. they've been working on it for over a year so says former d-craft team member ziggy b.
 
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