Most Irritating Question People Ask While Playing

[sidewinder22]

Now looka here son, baseball used to have a pro league called the beer and whiskey league where non-drinkers were called "deacon" or "grandma". David Wells self-reportedly pitched his no-hitter half-drunk. Wade Boggs reportedly would have a few beers before games to cure his hangovers. John Daly used to drink a case during rounds. John Riggins played a game on mushrooms and was drunk most the time. Paul Hornung went out and had one of the best games of his NFL career drunk. There were a number of top swimmers at the 1996 Olympics that tested positive for cannabis, but it wasn't banned by FINA at the time.
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/55/55-all-star-alcoholics.html

 

[aarikc17]

1. What was that?
2. Do you smoke?
3. Do you care if I smoke?

 

[craftsman]

Its very hypocritical to comment on the legality of things while participating in events that are structured gambling that almost promotes side bets.

 

[Spatula Cornroll]

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?

 

[lokirising]

"Are you Dave Feldberg?"

 

[Apothecary]

Its very hypocritical to comment on the legality of things while participating in events that are structured gambling that almost promotes side bets.

thats a really good point.

 

[BradC]

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?

Hell no ho' you know dey Polo...

 

[j0atz]

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?

the most epic question posted so far haha.

 

[craftsman]

Haha. Did you just put that in your rebutal bank?

 

[jsc430]

We had a local course were some teens were smoking things they shouldn't have been smoking, and a lady with kids confronted them, and they pushed her down, and the cops were called.

After that, some cops went and bought some bags and discs, and started walking the course dressed as disc golfers, and started to bust people left and right.

Seriously, I never heard about this. Can you say, publicly, where that was?

 

[lokirising]

"Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[craftsman]

Hell no ho' you know dey Polo...

Haha. Was gonna post that but I wear levis and didn't think anyone would follow.

 

[tmahan]

Now looka here son, baseball used to have a pro league called the beer and whiskey league where non-drinkers were called "deacon" or "grandma". David Wells self-reportedly pitched his no-hitter half-drunk. Wade Boggs reportedly would have a few beers before games to cure his hangovers. John Daly used to drink a case during rounds. John Riggins played a game on mushrooms and was drunk most the time. Paul Hornung went out and had one of the best games of his NFL career drunk. There were a number of top swimmers at the 1996 Olympics that tested positive for cannabis, but it wasn't banned by FINA at the time.
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/55/55-all-star-alcoholics.html

Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter for the Pirates while doing acid.

 

[AJ_86]

"Do you have any acid?"

Damn hippies.



GET A HAIRCUT!

 

[troydurham]

I really don't care if people ask me stuff while were playing, Just don't ask while i'm throwing....

 

[sidewinder22]

Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter for the Pirates while doing acid.

Classic! "I thought Jimi Hendrix was swinging his guitar and Richard Nixon was the umpire."

 

[Noill]

"What does Noill Golf mean?"

 

[GT Chris]

Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter for the Pirates while doing acid.

^^^ Was waiting for this.

But on topic, individual questions don't really bother me. It's more about who is asking. But if anyone were to keep asking repetitive questions ("What'd you throw?" after every shot) then I might get irritated.

As for general irritation, the winner is the guy who compliments mediocre shots. If I just doinked a 15 foot putt, then it was neither a "nice run" nor a "good bid". It was a bad putt. Honorable mention is the guy who whines about his own shots when they are good.

 

[ColonelDracula]

I carry a sidearm (I have a license for it), and I get so sick of, "why do you need a firearm just to play."
I'm just kidding....

Ummm... probably when I'm searching through painful briars and all they can ask is the obvious: "Lose a disc?"

 

[discordye]

Just do your illegal things beforehand and leave it in the streets, kick the seed outside