If your wife/Girlfriend/Boyfriend/EX were a disc, how would you describe them?

[OcDiscGolf]

I'm just glad mine's not a teebird.

 

[damtroll]

Dang Paul, you're on a roll(er)!

Can't help it. I've got a brand new beautiful granddaughter, and life is good.

 

[MrFixIt]

Can't help it. I've got a brand new beautiful granddaughter, and life is good.

You mentioned that the other night. Congratulations!
Hope mom (daughter) is well!
So now I have to call Lucas "uncle"!!

 

[damtroll]

Yep, it's Uncle Luke and Grandpa. Daughter and granddaughter are doing well. Just wondering, how early is too early to bring an infant out to the course?

 

[DavidSauls]

Yep, it's Uncle Luke and Grandpa. Daughter and granddaughter are doing well. Just wondering, how early is too early to bring an infant out to the course?

4:30 a.m.

 

[damtroll]

Yep, it's kind of dark then. A 7:45 round would be OK, then? Just waiting til Saturday, when Mom is still sleeping.

 

[jtrod]

Well I don't get pull her out and use her like I used to, but she can still fly well

 

[MrFixIt]

4:30 a.m.[/QUOTE

Lulz, that might work for those early morning crying jags!

Yep, it's kind of dark then. A 7:45 round would be OK, then? Just waiting til Saturday, when Mom is still sleeping.

Let me know, "Uncle Lucas" has my number.

 

[DG_Before_Breakfast]

My wife is like a Sidewinder on a sharp, long dogleg right on a cold morning, with enough nudging, she'll turn over nicely and give me a chance to hit that hard putt.

 

[joegraham]

I'm glad I never ran into any Banshees, Frenzys, Freaks, or Monsters. Always wanted to date a xXx though!

 

[Slingtastic]

Mine would be a Flying Squirrel. She loves nuts.

 

[HeavyCritters]

With apologies to "Taking a girl disc golfing as a date..", this is quickly turning into my favorite thread of the year.

I've literally laughed out loud more times than I can count.

Well played, DGCR...well played. :clap:

 

[brentjacobs]

Definitely not a dependable Driver...

 

[texhop58]

My wife is like a water disc. After so much use, I just throw her in the pond and walk off

 

[Murdoc Loch]

My wife is a basket, and my disc goes in half as much as I'd like it to.

 

[Dan Ensor]

An Ultrastar. As slow as they come.

I jest, I jest ... Like my perfectly stable Flick; Went in a bush and I never saw her again.

 

[Dave242]

Didn't Innova just come out with the Fatbox or something like that?

 

[davetherocketguy]

Like my favorite plastic...even after it's been broken in I still like to fondle it.

Sooo grippy and soft...mmhmm

 

[teemkey]

My ex was like a ten meter brick. I could always tell where she was going, and it usually wasn't where I wanted her.

 

[cjrogus]

She's like my VP, short and beefy, but always coming back.