If your wife/Girlfriend/Boyfriend/EX were a disc, how would you describe them?

[Jaysauls]

I'll start the show...

When we met she was as stable as bottom stamp star destroyer thown with max hyzer! Now, after 25+ years of dating & marriage she's as flippy as a well seasoned DX Stingray flying into a strong head wind! But when I need to go left to go right, can't think of a better disc to do it with!

 

[5QU166Y]

I don't really understand your post, but this sounds like a fun idea.

 

[cjowo]

Like a TeeBird, my best friend and always reliable.

 

[Jukeshoe]

LULZ!!!! @ OP.

My gf is like a Comet. I'm attempting to correct bad form with her.

Occasionally I yank her too hard and she flips. But if I pure that hyzer line she holds it until it fades. :| :|

 

[luckless_pedestrian]

Yeah, pretty much only one way to go here...

Once I got her good and beat in she does everything I ask.

 

[bobmcnelly]

Her flight plate is as flat as a firebird.

 

[Halcón]

Like a TeeBird, my best friend and always reliable.

Your wife is watching you, isn't she.

 

[cjowo]

Your wife is watching you, isn't she.

HA! Nope, I'm at work.

 

[joegraham]

My wife is my ROC.

 

[disc qualified]

She's as off center as an Epic and as dependable as a Groove, but gosh darnit she tolerates me.

 

[RyanisCorriganis]

My putters, bang em every chance I get.

 

[sky.]

Women in my life are like the core molds in any ones bag, gotta keep multiples and back ups.

 

[B3NDER]

Shes waaay too understable.

 

[Dubbo Ego]

how about "flippy"

 

[Toro71]

Ah, every day is like the first throw....


with a new Star Teedevil. Totally unpredictible behavior, and better left 30 ft in in the woods....

Or how about:

She's like a 179 Bottom Stamp Destroyer: she's a bit too heavy...and no matter how hard I turn her over, she keeps coming back...


Heh, like of any of my discs, she's constantly trying to convince me to stop playing DG?

 

[TOURNEYPLAYER]

Nice Jay,

I would say she is like a Comet. If handled with finesse and patience she is a beautiful thing. But trying to strong arm or force the issue makes her completwly unmanageable.

 

[Stardoggy]

She's like DX plastic. The more old and worn she gets, the more reliable and awesome.

Most of the time. Sometimes she's more like a Nuke SS. A complete piece of crap and I wonder why I keep her around.

 

[JR Stengele]

She is the BOSS - always right even when she is not.

j/k

My ROC would be the best answer like listed above.

 

[RestonDG]

My ex girlfriend is like a 150g Aviar: the worst choice I've ever made, and I have no idea why I kept it in the bag so long.

(Not sure if this part works well in the metaphor, but I see a deep connection.) I got so tired of it I just threw it over a fence and left it there, and when someone found it and called me asking if I wanted it back, I told him he could keep that garbage.

 

[damtroll]

Truth is, my wife is Magic. I am often a Pain, but she is Pure to the Core. I still have a Crush on her, and some times it's hard to Resistor. Mercy!