Always thought this any time I pass a cemetary. Set aside the religious hangups and it is a great ideas. Some prime land is wasted with acres of rotting bodies. I mean...really, who is going to object and why?
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So many courses are forced to build on marginalized land either because park areas are too small, or the park officials don't want flying discs knocking picnickers unconscious. So, how do we solve this problem? Simple! We put courses on the only large swaths of well-manicured lawn left to us - cemeteries! Now, hear me out before you judge. Except on special holidays, cemeteries aren't usually crowded (at least not by above-ground folk). They're well-kept, usually have trees, and there's all kinds of interesting obstacles. Hell, some newer cemeteries even require flat-to-the-ground headstones that can be easily mowed over. So, why can't the land do double-duty?
What better tribute to our dead than a sky full of brightly colored plastic flying hither and yon?
Can't find a cemetery willing to go with this idea? (Philistines.) Fine, then we start our OWN cemetery/disc golf course! What hard core chaser of plastic wouldn't want to be buried there? Hell, we'll even stick your sorry corpse under a tee slab for a generous donation and put a plaque on it commemorating you. Spend eternity on a disc golf course? Oh, hell yeah.
Coming soon to a cemetery near you...New and improved landscaping...now includes cigarette butts, water bottles, and beer cans and free tombstone art upgrades:
"Man I aced the Roy J. Butler (1917-1996) basket from the Anne Marie Simpson (1936-2012) long tee pad today and sharpied that tombstone!"
Just wait until some A-hole is having his funeral in the middle of the fairway.
How would you play this hole?!?
(Image taken from a film so as not to hurt feelings)
Just wait until some A-hole is having his funeral in the middle of the fairway.
How would you play this hole?!?
(Image taken from a film so as not to hurt feelings)
Just wait until some A-hole is having his funeral in the middle of the fairway.
How would you play this hole?!?
(Image taken from a film so as not to hurt feelings)
I think the thought of graveyards as places to be avoided is something kinda specific to the US, and related to our worship of youth and vitality here, and aversion to death.
In other cultures, death is seen as a celebration of someone's life. When I was in Mexico City on Dia de Los Muertos, we toured a graveyard to show the decorations and stuff ppl do. Almost every grave was decorated with elaborate arrays of flowers. Its a party, people are drinking and playing music, and they even set up a big trampoline right in front of a mausoleum that kids were jumping on. When i saw the trampoline, my first thought was "wow, thats disrespectful" but then I realized that it was the opposite. They actually take several days to honor and remember their dead EVERY YEAR, and its a celebration. We go to a somber funeral & visitation one day, and then... probably never visit gravesite again. It could be argued that they have a more healthy attitude towards death in Mexico than here.
So, those who discount this as a joke, or the worst thing ever, should realize that you are coming from a very narrow US centric set of cultural norms, not shared elsewhere, and based on weird traditions here.
THe challenge i see is that people who have relatives buried in an existing cemetary might object to this new flying discs idea (even though they have no intention of visiting the site themselves). Since disc golf being played in the cemetary wasn't part of the deal when they paid to have their peeps buried there, they might have some grounds for complaint, and as we know with neighbors of DG courses, it only takes one vocal NIMBY to wreck everything. Thus the likelihood of this getting approval in any active cemetary is slim to none, bc there will be at least one person that is SUPER against it.
What would be easier IMO is to build a new course, and offer eternal sponsorships to be buried on the course, so anyone buried there knows the deal up front. Some would probably pay extra for that vs a normal cemetary, especially if they knew part of their funeral costs went to course improvements. Another option, is just to let people bury ashes in the ground and plant a tree there with a plaque for that person, or just scatter ashes on a favorite course and pay for a "in memory of" sponsorship at a tee sign, bench or basket (or a sponsored water hazard, if you are so inclined)
It would be non-denominational, and even faith-optional.