This green is "unfair" or "tricked out" to you? I agree the fairway (or the very end of it where it meets the green to be specific) could stand to lose a tree or two, but nothing about this image screams Plinko to me.
You're obviously more experienced than I am in design I'll never deny that, but this image just seems like a tough two and an, "I'll be really really pissed if I four" but that's it. Even if I land 100' off of the teepad I should still be able to scramble a three.
Old hole #5 (now #14) at Nockamixon has few true lanes, is that a poorly designed hole? Not coming at you, genuinely curious about your opinion.
EDIT: 803' par 5 for those unfamiliar