NovaDiscHead
Birdie Member
1) "Mr. Disc Golf" Knows every single rule, and enforces them in every round, even a casual round. Also will give you unsolicited advise on how to tee off, putt, recover, hold your disc, etc.
2) "Mr pre-putt" Takes 50 pre-putt motions on every hole, and misses half of his putts, so he takes another 50 pre-putts.
3) "Mr Weed" Is barely coherent, says "duuuuude" 1,000,000 times in your round, reeks of weed and is generally slow.
4) "Mr. Meltdown" Screams a four letter expletive whenever he hits a tree, misses a putt, or doesn't throw a tee off just right. Kicks his bag, throws his discs really hard into the basket, and acts like a petulant 8 year old in general.
5) "Mr Chatterbox" Talks constantly during the round, never shuts up, even when he's throwing, but especially not when you're putting.
6) "Mr Rude" Like Mr Chatterbox, talks during putts and throws, walks straight to their disc after throwing, even if that puts them in your way, has no course courtesy, and isn't willing to learn any, or has their head too far up their ass to learn any.
2) "Mr pre-putt" Takes 50 pre-putt motions on every hole, and misses half of his putts, so he takes another 50 pre-putts.
3) "Mr Weed" Is barely coherent, says "duuuuude" 1,000,000 times in your round, reeks of weed and is generally slow.
4) "Mr. Meltdown" Screams a four letter expletive whenever he hits a tree, misses a putt, or doesn't throw a tee off just right. Kicks his bag, throws his discs really hard into the basket, and acts like a petulant 8 year old in general.
5) "Mr Chatterbox" Talks constantly during the round, never shuts up, even when he's throwing, but especially not when you're putting.
6) "Mr Rude" Like Mr Chatterbox, talks during putts and throws, walks straight to their disc after throwing, even if that puts them in your way, has no course courtesy, and isn't willing to learn any, or has their head too far up their ass to learn any.
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