If your wife/Girlfriend/Boyfriend/EX were a disc, how would you describe them?

[Stardoggy]

LoL@ex's.

My son's mother.

She's like the horrid old beat to hell Wraith I found once. Smelled like cigarettes and cheap booze and I couldn't wait to throw it off a cliff.

 

[wake911]

ha, funny. I could be clever and go with "I have a backup ready to go at any second if i lose my main one"

but my last ex was....Like my D1. Sometimes awesome, but normally uncontrollable and unreliable. Thus I got rid of it.

 

[Darth Anovin]

Ha! The ex-wife.... Like a Starlite Roadrunner. She turned and never came back! Lmao.

 

[Pwingles]

5/10 dx orc, mostly cuz the stamp

 

[MrFixIt]

Nicely seasoned ESP meteor.
Slow, lots of glide, but a little flippy

 

[DavidSauls]

Waiting for someone to dare use the phrase "max weight".

 

[jtreadwell]

My ex wife was a 201g condor - Overweight even for a big disc...
My last girlfriend was a 150g Diamond - Pretty but was too uncontrollable and prone to flip

 

[ejvogie]

Like a FAF glow firebird. Can't get her to turn over, but I always know which way she's going to go. And she'll always be in my bag because of it.

 

[Scared_Discless]

It's highly unlikely anyone can use the analogy of their wife being like a groove because no wife still sucks after a year. :|

 

[littlemissmuffett]

My boyfriend is like my Q-Sentinel....goes exactly where I want him to every time and it just gets better every time I "throw"

 

[littlemissmuffett]

Oh, and he's reliable and junk.

 

[DG_Before_Breakfast]

Truth is, my wife is Magic. I am often a Pain, but she is Pure to the Core. I still have a Crush on her, and some times it's hard to Resistor. Mercy!

:clap:

 

[Broken Shoulder]

The best mold I've ever held.

(Christ that is sappy. Ha.)

 

[Broken Shoulder]

They really broke the mold with this one.

 

[Broken Shoulder]

OK wow, I can't edit on my phone I guess....

 

[BIGHAFNER]

My gf is a clear Zone Driven Roc numbered 1/40. Priceless.

 

[damtroll]

:clap:

Judge me if I got off on a Tangent

 

[MrFixIt]

Dang Paul, you're on a roll(er)!

 

[MrFixIt]

It's highly unlikely anyone can use the analogy of their wife being like a groove because no wife still sucks after a year. :|

Good one, lmao!!

 

[b-mart]

She's like my backhand: Completely unpredictable and all over the place, but when it works it WORKS. Makes me willing to work on it and keep coming back for more in the hope that I'll one day get it right.

I guess that describes the actual relationship more than it does my girlfriend. I can't compare her to a disc though because I have never once thrown her into a tree.