A crow ate part of my lunch while I wasn't looking last week. One of the guys was giving me a hard time because I didn't just eat around the pecked at parts. Screw him and screw that d*ck bird. I WILL have my revenge.
Damn soul chickens. When I was in boot camp, we'd leave our packs in a field during firing practice. We were told, in no uncertain terms, that if you didn't pack your MRE (meal ready to eat, which were in THICK plastic bags) deep in your bag, that the crows would come and snatch them out. At least 3-5 people went without lunch every day.