First World Disc golf problems...

[Nova P]

^ let's just be friends.

*Sniffle* Call sometime?

 

[B3NDER]

You'll always be my number 0101100100.

 

[Steve West]

You'll always be my number 0101100100.

That's just gibberish.

 

[The Last DJ]

When you own backups for your backup backups...

 

[Consult20]

Eating sushi at the disc golf course because cheeseburgers get your discs greasy.

Ok that's just wrong. There's got to be an alternative to plucking a fish out of the pond and munching on it.

 

[B3NDER]

That's just gibberish.

Don't feel bad because I left you out.

Nova knows what I'm talking about.

 

[ejvogie]

You'll always be my number 0101100100.

356?

 

[MikeM]

When you buy a disc because everyone claims it is a better version of another disc you bag. Then you realize it is a total piece of garbage that wants nothing more than to turn right and crash into the turf.

 

[ejvogie]

When you buy a disc because everyone claims it is a better version of another disc you bag. Then you realize it is a total piece of garbage that wants nothing more than to turn left and crash into the turf.

FTFM

 

[Steve West]

Don't feel bad because I left you out.

Nova knows what I'm talking about.

Because he has a mirror.

 

[ranger]

One time I had to wait on the tee box for two minutes while some guy was taking pics of a baby.

 

[GB Phil G]

Spending a full days pay on a disc that will never see the sun

Not having a tee sign or tee pad because it is being properly repaired

Getting a call on a lost disc you didn't want back

 

[Nova P]

Because he has a mirror.

I'm not a guy.

 

[B3NDER]

^ you just opened the floodgates.

 

[Nova P]

^ you just opened the floodgates.

I'll manage somehow. :hfive:

 

[MikeM]

One time I had to wait on the tee box for two minutes while some guy was taking pics of a baby.

Getting literally screamed at by a man, because I calmly let him know that he should keep an out for his young child, who was playing in the middle of a fairway (at a busy course), so that she doesn't get hurt by a disc.

"It is a public park and she can go where the F@k she wants!"

"Hey, dude, I was just trying to help you out. I've got enough accuracy to avoid her. But some of these "chuckers" do not. Just trying to help you out."

 

[brandocommando9]

Getting literally screamed at by a man, because I calmly let him know that he should keep an out for his young child, who was playing in the middle of a fairway (at a busy course), so that she doesn't get hurt by a disc.

"It is a public park and she can go where the F@k she wants!"

"Hey, dude, I was just trying to help you out. I've got enough accuracy to avoid her. But some of these "chuckers" do not. Just trying to help you out."

#humblebrag

 

[RFrance]

It's not the rain that makes me pack up, it's the lightning.

 

[DiscinFiend]

-When discs you want on the Innova Factory Store are out of stock.
-When the discs you want on the Factory Store are in stock but only in a weights/colors you don't want.
-When your local disc golf shops aren't open 24/7.

 

[Pbmercil]

When the post office takes more then 2 days to deliver your hand picked discs directly to your home.