ANYBODY, yes I said ANYBODY, can throw 500'.
Practice an hour a day? That's for suckers.
Hit the weight room & work on those core muscle groups? Wouldn't want to ruin your Cirque de Soleil-like flexibility, right?
Roids? HGH? Donkey gonads? All tasty, but who needs the hassle?
Just do what 90% of message board users do & use Rayco's Message Board Distance Ruler (patent pending). It is a ruler the same size as a piece of baseball card bubble gum, but calibrated to measure 1 foot. Useful for "message board" driving distance measurements (like the ubiquitous 500' Epic thumber). Boys & girls, you don't have to be Avery Jenkins, endlessly refine & sharpen your snap, or even have any limbs at all to throw 500'. Just rush to your nearest DevilHawk retailer & ask for the Message Board Distance Ruler, by Rayco.