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How do you get 500+ throws??????
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How do smog and crappy sports teams effect it?
(except you Rockets)
rikardob
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He actually might be able to bomb them out there.
http://www.youtube.com/user/SEARCHINGFORDISTANCE
Not everyone is F5ing threads to see responses.
Whatever he is lying believe what you want.
Yeah, because nobody can throw further than you, right? Looks to me like he's being sincere. Go look at his youtube videos and you can tell he knows what he's doing, but most of those holes he's throwing at are less than 350' so it's hard to tell what his max D is.
Vegan Ray
Banned
ANYBODY, yes I said ANYBODY, can throw 500'.
Practice an hour a day? That's for suckers.
Hit the weight room & work on those core muscle groups? Wouldn't want to ruin your Cirque de Soleil-like flexibility, right?
Roids? HGH? Donkey gonads? All tasty, but who needs the hassle?
Just do what 90% of message board users do & use Rayco's Message Board Distance Ruler (patent pending). It is a ruler the same size as a piece of baseball card bubble gum, but calibrated to measure 1 foot. Useful for "message board" driving distance measurements (like the ubiquitous 500' Epic thumber). Boys & girls, you don't have to be Avery Jenkins, endlessly refine & sharpen your snap, or even have any limbs at all to throw 500'. Just rush to your nearest DevilHawk retailer & ask for the Message Board Distance Ruler, by Rayco.
Practice an hour a day? That's for suckers.
Hit the weight room & work on those core muscle groups? Wouldn't want to ruin your Cirque de Soleil-like flexibility, right?
Roids? HGH? Donkey gonads? All tasty, but who needs the hassle?
Just do what 90% of message board users do & use Rayco's Message Board Distance Ruler (patent pending). It is a ruler the same size as a piece of baseball card bubble gum, but calibrated to measure 1 foot. Useful for "message board" driving distance measurements (like the ubiquitous 500' Epic thumber). Boys & girls, you don't have to be Avery Jenkins, endlessly refine & sharpen your snap, or even have any limbs at all to throw 500'. Just rush to your nearest DevilHawk retailer & ask for the Message Board Distance Ruler, by Rayco.
biscoe
* Ace Member *
swedish infants can throw 375 or so,they just can't putt or hit a gap.
i'm a believer.
i'm a believer.
kerplunk
Double Eagle Member
I don't care at this point, this thread has started another great DGCR joke- go eat elf balls.
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LOL!!!
Agreed. I've heard a lot of smack in my day, but Elf Balls?? NEVER!!I don't care at this point, this thread has started another great DGCR joke- go eat elf balls.
That's just waaaayyy to cool to let it go to waste!!
Adaven
Eagle Member
Personal story time. I have been really focused on increasing my distance this year, I am finally throwing around 400' with some consistency. Great right, improve my scores right, not really. I have been playing some rounds with guys I can out drive by 50' feet or more and they shoot just as well as I do. Sure I have a slight advantage on holes that are 400' long but most holes are shorter or longer. The folks I have been playing with make up the difference with their second shot, not to mention they are way better putters than I am. Had I (or anyone) focused on putting over increasing distance I would be a much better player. That being said I still want to learn how to throw 500', why because I am an idiot.
Technohic
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LOL this is hilarious because it is true!
I had been working on my distance as well and the last time my one buddy was out with me he said "Wow! I wish I could throw like you are." And I looked at him and said "You are 4 strokes under me..."
I usually am the guy throwing shorter off the tee and getting to the basket in more shots so I can feel both sides of this issue.
DiscChucker
Eagle Member
I love my Message Board Distance Ruler!
All I can say is, Thank you Rayco! I just bought my Message Board Distance Ruler and the results are amazing! No longer will I have to be embarrassed to admit to a paltry 275' drive. With the MBDR I have effectively increased my distance to 550'! Believe me, I was a skeptic at first. But I've gotta tell you, seeing my distance increase 100% is evidence enough that this thing works. This product is revolutionary! Now I can finally roll with the big dogs! What Viagra has done for Erectile Dysfunction, the Message Board Distance Ruler has done for NAD (Noodle Arm Dysfunction). Go buy one today! You'll be happy with the results.
Disclaimer: This testimonial is provided by a paid actor.
All I can say is, Thank you Rayco! I just bought my Message Board Distance Ruler and the results are amazing! No longer will I have to be embarrassed to admit to a paltry 275' drive. With the MBDR I have effectively increased my distance to 550'! Believe me, I was a skeptic at first. But I've gotta tell you, seeing my distance increase 100% is evidence enough that this thing works. This product is revolutionary! Now I can finally roll with the big dogs! What Viagra has done for Erectile Dysfunction, the Message Board Distance Ruler has done for NAD (Noodle Arm Dysfunction). Go buy one today! You'll be happy with the results.
Disclaimer: This testimonial is provided by a paid actor.
biscoe
* Ace Member *
you forgot the disclaimer:
"if your disc doesn't land for 4 hours immediately consult Chuck Norris"
"if your disc doesn't land for 4 hours immediately consult Chuck Norris"
jartiv
Birdie Member
I played a little course called blue valley yesterday. Some of you may have heard of it... but as someone who barely gets to 280ft off the tee, maybe 250 on the grass, it was a long day.
People will probably continue this thread but I am going to try and sum it up for the kid. Not many people can teach you how to throw over 500ft... That's like trying to teach 15 year old superman how to fly when he can already run ridiculously fast.... after 450, you are pretty much on your own. Not trying to stereotype, but you are swedish, you have a genetic advantage when it comes to natural strength... and height... you are probably 6'1 and still growing... my money says that if you are really driving at 450 as a 16 year old, you'll be sending discs into orbit when you're 25... Swedish Space Program?
If you want to improve your game though, don't worry too much about your drive, or at least don't let the chase for 500ft distract the rest of your game.... and now the age old saying... drive for show, putt for $$$$
People will probably continue this thread but I am going to try and sum it up for the kid. Not many people can teach you how to throw over 500ft... That's like trying to teach 15 year old superman how to fly when he can already run ridiculously fast.... after 450, you are pretty much on your own. Not trying to stereotype, but you are swedish, you have a genetic advantage when it comes to natural strength... and height... you are probably 6'1 and still growing... my money says that if you are really driving at 450 as a 16 year old, you'll be sending discs into orbit when you're 25... Swedish Space Program?
If you want to improve your game though, don't worry too much about your drive, or at least don't let the chase for 500ft distract the rest of your game.... and now the age old saying... drive for show, putt for $$$$
trifocal
Eagle Member
He's playing disc golf cuz the tennis competion is too stiff for him in Sweden.
BTW: Elf balls has officially become part of my vocabulary. More Elf Balls, More Cowbells.
BTW: Elf balls has officially become part of my vocabulary. More Elf Balls, More Cowbells.
shirfan
Birdie Member
I've seen a local guy throw his Epic an absolutely ludicrous distance... 500' is not a stretch at all.
LOL I throw 370 on a good day, I will stand by what i was saying, he has yet to respond yet needed advice.
meatbones132
Par Member
I just think we didn't have the answers he was looking for and didn't bother even responding or coming back.
I am just now getting out to 360ft after reconfiguring my approach and technique. I don't see why it is such a stretch that some Swedish kid could throw that far. He looks like he plays all day, everyday, and I'm sure he doesn't get much/any ladies but I bet he has an abundance of elf balls.
He even sent me a pm asking if I would like to buy some at wholesale prices.
I am just now getting out to 360ft after reconfiguring my approach and technique. I don't see why it is such a stretch that some Swedish kid could throw that far. He looks like he plays all day, everyday, and I'm sure he doesn't get much/any ladies but I bet he has an abundance of elf balls.
He even sent me a pm asking if I would like to buy some at wholesale prices.
Just about spit out my soda on the computer! Thanks DS!
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