I have some ideas*.Excellent. Now how do we get Three Putt drunk again?:hfive:
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Nikko LoCastro intimidating a PDGA official at European Open '22
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Excellent post by rastnav, with very salient points. Would have gotten a nice from me just for the content alone, but...
"Sir Troll McDimple...."
LMFAO!
"Sir Troll McDimple...."
LMFAO!
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Hampstead
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*sings*
Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oh, Saturday night's alright for Malörting
Get a little mod action in
i was coerced into trying a swig of that and thats a name i will not forget
Your post has brought me joy.
I really need to try it someday.
OK. Back to one of us trying to explain why rules don't apply to Nikko.
*waits patiently*
*waits patiently*
jakebake91
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Me too. Lost a bet. Oh. My. God. I'm from northern WI. I've drank some disgusting swill in my time. That's easily the tops.
So Zen......I'd pass. Hard pass. Makes my stomach knot up thinking about it
"It's like if shame and regret were left to ferment before being distilled through an old, sweaty shoe," one reader said.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/entert...37/what-does-malort-taste-like-chicago-liquor
Yeah. Sums that up.
jakebake91
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Missed my edit window. To tie it back to the topic at hand.
Nikko is to DG what Malort is to liquor?
Perhaps he is. Perhaps he is.
jakebake91
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I mean. Famous for all the wrong reasons?
"It tastes like if you took a baby's soiled diaper after they've eaten a jar of cigarettes soaked in liquid smoke, ring it out and get the juices from the said diaper. Mix the juice with the yoke of a rotting egg and strain it through a dirty jockstrap soaked in liver and onions for no less than one year. Absorb the fluid from the mixture in a high school boy's sock following an August football practice. Bury the sock under the nearest chicken coop overnight. Remove one ounce of fluid with an eyedropper and place it under your tongue. That taste is just a little better than one shot of Malort."
My personal favorite. [emoji23][emoji41]
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Hampstead
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You guys....
Malört isn't that bad. It tastes like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth. With a hint of ear wax in the aftertaste. A two fisted drink for two fisted drinkers.
Malört isn't that bad. It tastes like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth. With a hint of ear wax in the aftertaste. A two fisted drink for two fisted drinkers.
jenb
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Behavior like this is learned young. Always makes me wonder what the person went through that made it necessary/appropriate at the time.
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jenb
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I tried to stay on topic. Surprised me it took 36 pages to get derailed into liquor discussions.
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Didn't the WCG have it at highland years ago?
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How many "real" disc golfers does BCG know?
I can only surmise he's not satisfied playing with his club and dimpled balls, or he wouldn't spend so much time here.
Was it just my good fortune that I haven't seen his posts for the last few months or what? I sometimes think how nice things are without a couple specific posters being around.
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